fuckiero:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

idrris:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

  • me: [makes list of TV shows i should start watching]
  • me: [re-watches every single episode of a show i've already seen]
  • First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
  • Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
  • 2073:

    money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference